With over 100 dateable objects to discover around your home,Date Everything!is packed full of fantastic characters to meet and chat with. But with so many gorgeous eligible singles on offer, it can be hard to know where to start, and some of the best endings need a little more work than others. Luckily, some awesome dateables can be romanced fairly quickly and easily.
There are some trulytop-tier dateables on offer inDate Everything!, from cheerful minibars to adorable D20s. Each character has their own storyline to be explored, which can result in a Love, Friends, or Hate result depending on how you interact with them. However,some of the dateables in your house have their good endings locked behind specific SPECS points, so it’s worth checking out some of the characters listed here first to get some much-needed points for later.
10Wallace - The Walls
Voiced By Ray Chase
Wallace will most likely be the first dateable that you achieve Love status with, something that can happen simply by talking to him. As his name suggests, Wallace is the all the walls of your house, but you can only speak to Wallace by activating the wall at the top of the stairs. Despite his grumpy appearance,Wallace is an absolute sweetheart who will immediately fall for you, granting you five Poise SPECS points.
Wallace is one of the quirkier dateables, seemingly only able to say the word“Wall”. Don’t let him fool you, though, asthis tender beefcake is perfectly capable of using other words. To have Wallace speak in full sentences, speak to him every day, and choose the dialogue option“WALLLLL!”three times in a row to unlock his full potential.
9Henry Hoover - The Vacuum Cleaner
Voiced By Zeno Robinson
The adorable Henry Hoover, better known as Hoove, can be found in the laundry room closet. Hoove is a guy who is always there for others but doesn’t necessarily make time for himself, andhis romance will be about helping him open up a little more. As the vacuum cleaner of the house, Hoove travels around picking up everyone else’s mess, something that weighs heavily on him, literally.
Showing Hoove that you’re there for him will help him relaxand start to get rid of the emotional baggage that’s weighing him down. Make time each time you speak to Hoove to watch some sports and have a drink with him to eventually get him to a place where he’ll discuss emptying his bag. By learning to let stuff go, Hoove will eventually make room for love with you.
8The Hanks - The Clothes Hangers
Voiced By Robbie Daymond
The Hanks are the loveable and enthusiastic clothes hangers around your home, and can be found in your bedroom closet and the laundry room. Unlike other dateables, the Hanks are five characters rolled into one, all called Hank, all numbered, but each with distinct personalities.The Hanks are very cute adrenaline junkieswho will attempt to rope you into their extreme adventures each time you speak with them.
7Cabrizzio - The Kitchen Cabinets
Voiced By Sonny Onorati
Cabrizzio might be one of my favorite romancesinDate Everything!with the charming and flirtatious cabinet winning me over almost immediately. Cabrizzio can be found in your kitchen by speaking with any of the cabinets, and wooing him will grant you five Empathy SPECS points. Cabrizzio’s story is rather short, but wonderful, as the shameless romantic will win your heart with his words.
Cabrizzio has an Empathy SPECS dialogue option towards the end, which does not impact the romance but does reveal more about his past.
Romancing Cabrizzio is fairly simple, with the best result coming from flirting back with him, and encouraging his imagination as he describes your Italian date. Although he might come across as a smooth-talking playboy,Cabrizzio is very genuine in his affection, and his dates made me smile each time. It’s hard to go wrong with Cabrizzio, as all his romantic dialogue options are fairly intuitive as long as you read his likes and dislikes in the Date-A-Dex.
6Beau - The Cardboard Boxes
Voiced By Ashley Johnson
Beau has one of the best storylines in the game as the intrepid adventurer invites you along on her next quest. Beau is the various cardboard boxes all around your home and can be spoken to by selecting any of them.Beau’s quest is a lot of fun, spanning several days, and will introduce you to two other dateables along the way, as well as unlock a third.
For the best results, you will need to be supportive of Beau and make sure never to pick any options that could come across as patronizing. Completing Beau’s quest will unlock the achievement Adventure Time, as well as new dateable Rongomaiwhenua the geode. There is an option towards the end of the quest to have Gaia summarize the last part, butit is important not to choose this if you want the Love ending for Beau.
5Tyrell - The Towel
Voiced By Gabe Kunda
Tyrell is the sweet and upbeat personification of your towels found in both of your bathrooms. He’s adorably awkward when first spoken to and might come across as taking his job a little too seriously. But keep coming back to talk with him, andyou’ll soon get to know a lot more about Tyrell and his tiny towel buddy, whom he’ll twist into different shapes for you.
Tyrell has some funny dialogue if you’ve already romanced Johnny Splash, the shower found in the downstairs bathroom. Tyrell will express some disdain for Johnny’s singing and a little bit of jealousy.
Tyrell’s romance is very straightforward and perhaps a little too quick, as I would have loved a couple more dates with him before getting his Love ending. For the best results,be supportive when he shares his memories of traumatic past eventsand encourage him when he shares his dreams. Once Tyrell’s little towel buddy is in the shape of a cute pig, you can flirtily confess your feelings to win the heart of this sweet, cozy guy.
4Dorian - The Doors
Voiced By Ben Starr
Dorian is a great dateable to set your sights on early, as not only does hehelp you meet others around the house, but his romance is one of the longest to complete. Dorian will be the first dateable you speak to after Skylar and the first to give you any SPECS points, as he will immediately become friends with you. However, it is possible to romance Dorian by showing the gruff bouncer that you’re able to be counted on and that you take a romance with him seriously.
To do this,you’ll have to find all 17 versions of Dorian around the houseand speak with them. Highlights include Tiny Dorian with attitude in the kitchen, Back Dorian, and of course, the steamy Trap Dorian. Once all the doors in the house have been spoken to, you need to return to Front Dorian to confess your love.
3Lady Memoria - Nostalgia Personified
Voiced By Colleen Clinkenbeard
I loved Lady Memoria’s storyline, which helps you meet two other dateables and learn more about your own character. Memoria is the personification of nostalgia and can be found once you’veunlocked the atticby interacting with a pile of boxes closest to the air conditioning unit. She has a fabulously gothic vibe andwants your help sorting through the huge amount of memorabilia you have storedin the attic.
For the best results,don’t give any of the items she wants sorted back to her. For most items, it’s very clear whether they should go to Cam or Artt, and those given to the latter will be displayed around the house. For Memoria’s Love ending, be respectful and keep flirting with her for five points in Poise and a glamorous new girlfriend.
2Artt - Art In The House
Voiced By Keythe Farley
Artt can also be found in the attic, alongside Lady Memoria, and he represents all the artwork you have in your home. I enjoyed Artt’s storyline so much and wished it had been longer, as I loved talking about the various art pieces with him. For his quest,Artt will request your help to open a gallery, which will involve displaying four paintings around the house.
It doesn’t matter where each painting is displayed, so you can choose according to your own taste, although a minimum of two must be chosen for display.
You will need to return to Artt each day for the different paintings: a classic painting of a ship, Japanese artwork, a kitsch painting of a house, and Banksy-style graffiti art. For the best results with Artt,make sure that you discuss each of the pieces with him, as it shows that you’re interested in his passion. While you don’t have to display all the paintings, I found them to be lovely additions to the home.
1Betty - The Bed
Voiced By Mela Lee
Finally, there is Betty, your bed and one of the first dateables you’re most likely to meet following Skylar’s suggestions. Betty is very sensual and boasts agorgeous dateable design, and I found her romance to be very sweet despite her spicy interactions. Betty does come with a Content Aware warning, as although her romance isn’t graphic,her dialogue leaves you in doubt about what she’s thinking and feeling.
As your bed, Betty is very easy to find, and she’s also great for introductions to a couple of other risque romance options. Getting the Love ending for Betty inDate Everything! is one of the easiest,simply requiring you to flirt and be kind to her. I loved our movie date, and there really is no wrong option there, as each will give you the chance for a cuddle and then a little more.
